RZA & DJ Scratch- “Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater” (Official Lyric Video)

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Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater Lyrics

Saturday Afternoon
Kung-Fu Theater!

Mommy,
It’s Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater.

(chanting)

What’s today’s special feature?

Todays’ special feature is Bobby Digital versus the RZA and the pit full of snakes.

Turn my mic up a little bit
Yo, Bobby Digital (ha)
Ayo I could take a rain drop
Turn it to an icicle
Pull off in that blue escalade
You still rockin’ tricycles.

Michael Myers mask on my face
Copper filtered in
N-95 edition boy
I’m a virus killa
Try to quarantine me
My chi increase like akira.

Money coming in the mail
I got cheese like quesadilla.
You’re generic prosthetic pathetic
Your rap is too synthetic
You can’t cope with me kiddo
This is verbal athletics

Thirty-six
pressure points we choose
hit that fatal
Aikido blow tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes

Bobby Digital
Back in black shampoo
It’s like ah, animal house
national lampoon
(haha)

Gag em up with a spoon
I got the bag in the other room
I bought a mansion
But still sleep in my mothers room.

See me floatin’ on my brothers yacht
Yo check it
Here’s another plot
Hip-Hop was going cold
Let me turn y’all on to something hot

Thirty-six pressure points
BONG, that’s fatal
Aikido throws tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes

Bobby Digital
Back!
In black shampoo
Its like ah, animal house
National lampoon

Classical physics
Mechanical physics and Thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and Quantum theory
these are some of the powers used by the great Bob Digital.

Classical physics
Mechanical physics and Thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and Quantum Mechanics
These are the tactics of Bobby Digital

Life may deal you a pill thats too hard to swallow.
I’m getting mines’ today
They say the sun will come out tomorrow.
The Greece believe it was being dragged across the sky by Apollo. This ain’t showtime or the old school daze of Giancarlo.

Take it back to when Fred Sanford use to argue with Rallo.
back when Mike was learning to throw hands with the great Cus D’Amato! Plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet. Before the spot was rushed by the narcos ! Tony starks in dark clothes !

Ambulance screechin’
This homeless man was reachin’
Inside the garbage can for his evening meal
While the pope was still preachin
My fake friends
They still leechin

They want my money
They want my lab
They want my fame
But they won’t accept my teachings’

Clear it out like its Clearasil
Revolve
Spin like a ferris wheel
A day off like ferris bueller
Cause you popped a perc a pill
Pulled back the curtains
To reveal what you thought was real
But really wasnt really real
It was just a fuckin’ pill

Thirty-six pressure points
BONG, that’s fatal
Aikido throws tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes

Bobby Digital
Back
In black shampoo
Its like ah, animal house
National lampoon

Thirty-six pressure points
BONG, that’s fatal
Aikido throws tae-kwon-do
Whirlwind kicks, tornadoes

Bobby Digital
Back
In black shampoo
Its like ah, animal house
National lampoon

( fast noises )

Bobby Digital!
Bobby Digital!
Bobby –

Wow, mommy that was great
Can we watch another movie next Saturday?
Ahhhh
Bobby Digital is so cool

Be sure to tune in next week
For the Mask Avengers and Heroes of the East.