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Epic Beard Men - FIVE HEARTS (
“Season 1”, the first official EP from EPIC BEARD MEN [Sage Francis + B. Dolan], has arrived! And… it’s FREE!
(Free to download at, that is.
If you’d like to support by copping a CD/Vinyl LP/Cassette at – 5 hearts to you!)

After a decade of sharing stages and crafting collaborations in the studio, real-life rap BFFs SAGE FRANCIS and B. DOLAN have finally caved to years of fan pressure to form an official group: EPIC BEARD MEN.

Arriving with a playable, Streets of Rage-style web game to accompany it’s 16-bit funk and lyrical savagery, “FIVE HEARTS” is the lead single from “Season 1”. The first offering of the year from EBM finds Sage and B over infectious production from Le Parasite, killing it in 2-player mode while reminiscing on a childhood wasted playing ‘goddamn video games’ and an adulthood with too few magical lakes. By the time the track shifts into full chiptune mode and bags another castle, the newly-minted duo have changed the high score. FILL HER UP!

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